I'm the truest definition of a storyteller. From the tiniest details for your day to the big picture (literally and metaphorically!), I strive to capture it all. 

When it comes to your elopement or intimate wedding, I work closely with you and your honey to not only help you craft your perfect day, but to also get to know you as a couple and individuals! 

Hiiii, I'm Kristina!

As my mom always says, "You march to the beat of your own drum, girl. Don't ever change!" And I didn't. I've always been proud of who I am- even if it's not the norm...

  • I skipped my high school graduation ceremony to go to a Jimmy Buffet concert instead because well, need I say more? #ripJimmy

  • I followed my heart to travel and teach in Alaska instead of going to my college graduation. Hmmm...maybe I just have a thing against graduation ceremonies?

  • When all of my high school friends stayed in our sweet small town in south Jersey, I sought a life of beauty and adventure on the coast of Maine instead.

  • My fiancé and I are planning our wedding and so far, every idea we've landed on has definitely been NOT traditional. Lol

  • I used to weigh almost 400 pounds so I promise you that I'm no stranger to body dysmorphia and insecurities.

  • As the daughter of two immigrants and a first-generation American, I firmly believe that love is love; no human is illegal; kindness is everything.

To be completely honest, I'm not like the rest.

  • I was an elementary teacher in Maine, New Jersey, and Alaska until I resigned in 2023. This was also my YouTuber era. 

  • I loooove to read. Give me all the bat boys, morally gray characters, spice, and fake-dating tropes!

  • I'm a two-time Wrangler owner. I've never loved and absolutely hated something so much at the same time.

  • I'm an animal person. I say hi to dogs when I'm walking and couldn't tell you what their human even looked like. Skunks? Raccoons? Spectacular. Gimme 14 of 'em.  (PS: Ask me what I now think about skunks for a good story that I swear is NOT made up...)

  • I have two fur babies: Cam, 11 y/o Black Lab mix, and Mattie 9 y/o Yellow Lab mix. Cam was diagnosed with diabetes in May 2025 diabetes and it has rocked our world...mostly for good!

  • My fiancé and I met on Tinder. I signed up for the first time ever at the start of the COVID shutdown and within 15 minutes, we matched. Now, he's stuck with me forever!

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