I'm the truest definition of a storyteller. From the tiniest details for your day to the big picture (literally and metaphorically!), I strive to capture it all. 

When it comes to your elopement or intimate wedding, I work closely with you and your honey to not only help you craft your perfect day, but to also get to know you as a couple and individuals! 

Hiiii, I'm Kristina!

I'm not one to rebel for no good reason, but I'm a firm believer in doing what makes you happy even if it means going against the grain. What do I mean?

  • When I graduated high school, I skipped my graduation ceremony to go to a Jimmy Buffet concert instead because well, need I say more? #ripJimmy

  • I followed my heart to travel and teach in Alaska instead of going to my college graduation. Okay, maybe I just have a thing against graduation ceremonies?

  • When all of my high school friends stayed in our sweet small town in south Jersey, I sought a life of beauty and adventure on the coast of Maine instead.

  • As someone who has struggled with body dysmorphia her entire life, I will do my best to honor your insecurities and make you feel like the deliciously stunning human you truly are inside & out! 

To be completely honest, I'm not like the rest.

  • I was a teacher in Maine, New Jersey, and Alaska until I resigned in 2023. I have a masters (and a half) in education!

  • I loooove to read. Give me all the bat boys, morally gray characters, spice, and fake dating tropes!

  • I'm a two-time Jeep owner. I have a total love-hate relationship with the thing. If a tree fell on it, I'd cry. Would they be tears of joy or sadness? The world will never know! 

  • I'm an animal person. I may be slightly envious of Snow White's ability to love on alllllll the woodland friends. Hear me out-- remover a skunk's "stinker" and they're the cutest freakin' things in the world! Raccoons? Spectacular. Gimme 14 of 'em.

  • I have two fur babies - Cam (11, Black Lab mix) and Mattie (9, Yellow Lab mix) are my whole world. Cam suffers from severe anxiety and Mattie can be a total PITA sometimes, but I wouldn't trade them for the world. I work so they can have a better life. True story.

  • My fiancé and I met on Tinder. I signed up for the first time ever during the COVID shutdown and within 15 minutes, we matched. Now, he's stuck with me forever thanks to some beginner's luck, him referencing How I Met Your Mother in his bio, and one properly placed comma on his end.

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